Episode Title:Presented by Big Bull Beer.Episode Description:Fight 1: The first "Battle of the Devastating Divas". Both contestants fight with medieval weaponry. Barbra Streisand melts after drinking a bucket of water that Aretha Franklin had contaminated with the bubonic plague. Fight 2: Bill and Michael are forced to fight because of a clerical error, since they have no sort of rivalry. Gates and Flatley are both slammed repeatedly in the ring by a robot version of Michael Flatley that Bill Gates built until both fighters break into pieces. Fight 3: Jack Nicholson slams Leo's face into the turnbuckle until his face caves into his skull. However, Leo survives the attack. A riot ensues when female DiCaprio fans see what Jack has done to Leo's face.